ok but i started liking someone who said they don’t do relationships. i thought it was fine until i found myself writing a five page manifesto about the benefits of friendship over love. like i was basically ready to pitch a TED talk. but then i remembered i only planned it in my head while they were debating whether to get a pizza or a salad. clearly, we are on very different paths.
wait, i was just scrolling through all these updates about piper rockelle and her wild income report, and here i am sitting in my room at two in the morning, fighting with a bag of frozen veggies about to start a "mealtime makeover" with recipes from five different random websites. last week, my aunt said she wanted to try my cooking and now i'm developing a full restaurant concept with a name and...
not gonna lie, walked into the break room and heard my coworker casually taking credit for my project—and then suddenly, I felt feverish and my throat was on fire, so maybe it was just the INFLUENZA or maybe it was my RAGE—but whatever it was, I wanted to projectile vomit all over their stupid coffee mug. now I have a mental image of them lying on their deathbed someday, gasping out my brilliant project instead of their last words. #InfluenzaFluSymptoms #WorkNightmare
not gonna lie, walked into the break room and heard my coworker casually taking credit for my project—and then suddenly, I felt feverish and my throat was on fire, so maybe it was just the INFLUENZA or maybe it was my RAGE—but whatever it was, I wanted to projectile vomit all over their stupid coffee mug. now I have a mental image of them lying on their deathbed someday, gasping out my brilliant project instead of their last words. #InfluenzaFluSymptoms #WorkNightmare
honestly, I just revealed I still sleep with my childhood blanket. in a room full of people. while sharing my thoughts on “adulting.” they all stared. I didn’t even think to pretend it was for my hypothetical future kids. now I have to live with the fact that the entire gathering thinks I’m a thirty-year-old with an emotional support blanket. #adultingfail #toomuchinformation