wait, i was just scrolling through all these updates about piper rockelle and her wild income report, and here i am sitting in my room at two in the morning, fighting with a bag of frozen veggies about to start a "mealtime makeover" with recipes from five different random websites. last week, my aunt said she wanted to try my cooking and now i'm developing a full restaurant concept with a name and...
not gonna lie, walked into the break room and heard my coworker casually taking credit for my project—and then suddenly, I felt feverish and my throat was on fire, so maybe it was just the INFLUENZA or maybe it was my RAGE—but whatever it was, I wanted to projectile vomit all over their stupid coffee mug. now I have a mental image of them lying on their deathbed someday, gasping out my brilliant p...
honestly, I just revealed I still sleep with my childhood blanket. in a room full of people. while sharing my thoughts on “adulting.” they all stared. I didn’t even think to pretend it was for my hypothetical future kids. now I have to live with the fact that the entire gathering thinks I’m a thirty-year-old with an emotional support blanket. #adultingfail #toomuchinformation
honestly, I just revealed I still sleep with my childhood blanket. in a room full of people. while sharing my thoughts on “adulting.” they all stared. I didn’t even think to pretend it was for my hypothetical future kids. now I have to live with the fact that the entire gathering thinks I’m a thirty-year-old with an emotional support blanket. #adultingfail #toomuchinformation
i just saw alexei popyrin rebooting his career, and suddenly, my own life choices flashed before my eyes. my family found my social media and now they know my secret shame—my awkward obsession with how many hours i spend in the existential abyss that is reality television. i tried to explain, but all they wanted to talk about was the “recovery” mindset while i was still wondering how i’m going to ...