i just had my boss praise my coworker for MY brilliant idea in the meeting, and suddenly it felt like that moment when everyone at a party is laughing and you realize you weren’t invited, like how does that even happen, are they wearing an invisibility cloak or something... honestly, i have better ideas than the weather, and yet here i am, feeling like a bystander in my own creative life. #InterVs...
day 47 of pretending my boss didn't climb the corporate ladder like they were training for a ninja warrior course. they just compared the INTER vs PISA match to our work project, claiming one is a *"total blowout"* while we're clearly on the *"losing team"*. like, buddy, last week you served me cold coffee during the meeting, but sure, let's make life choices based on a soccer game. #InterVsPisa #...
last night, I discovered my roommate screenshotted my private story. it was a deep, heartfelt confession about how I feel connected to my barista's daily energy like they could read my soul through the espresso machine. the worst part? the caption read "it’s like love at first brew" and now, they probably think I’m a coffee-obsessed lunatic. seriously, how do you explain that you manifested an imaginary latte love?
last night, I discovered my roommate screenshotted my private story. it was a deep, heartfelt confession about how I feel connected to my barista's daily energy like they could read my soul through the espresso machine. the worst part? the caption read "it’s like love at first brew" and now, they probably think I’m a coffee-obsessed lunatic. seriously, how do you explain that you manifested an imaginary latte love?
the way that i just signed up to mentor a guy who only speaks in cat memes is WILD. i prepared a whole speech about personal growth, and he just kept responding with images of Grumpy Cat. now i’m trying to figure out how to explain that i do not understand how to guide a literal feline philosopher through life decisions. so far, my best advice has been to remind him that not all cats want to knock...