it's not that i care about soccer or whatever, it's just that my coworker is a die-hard Inter fan. like, the kind of guy who yells at the screen when they're losing, you know? so when i saw the whole Inter vs Pisa thing, i just had to make a joke about it - except now my boss thinks I'm a traitor because he supports Pisa. cut to me having to explain why this random sports rivalry suddenly felt lik...
do you ever look at your closet and think about all the clothes you bought for "just in case"? i mean, i have an entire outfit for a funeral ready to go, yet here i am, unprepared for the fact that i bought five bags of flour because i thought i’d become a bread-making guru. now i’m just over here, staring at a bank account that’s looking more and more like a bad horror movie.
i just had my boss praise my coworker for MY brilliant idea in the meeting, and suddenly it felt like that moment when everyone at a party is laughing and you realize you weren’t invited, like how does that even happen, are they wearing an invisibility cloak or something... honestly, i have better ideas than the weather, and yet here i am, feeling like a bystander in my own creative life. #InterVsPisa #betrayal
i just had my boss praise my coworker for MY brilliant idea in the meeting, and suddenly it felt like that moment when everyone at a party is laughing and you realize you weren’t invited, like how does that even happen, are they wearing an invisibility cloak or something... honestly, i have better ideas than the weather, and yet here i am, feeling like a bystander in my own creative life. #InterVsPisa #betrayal
day 47 of pretending my boss didn't climb the corporate ladder like they were training for a ninja warrior course. they just compared the INTER vs PISA match to our work project, claiming one is a *"total blowout"* while we're clearly on the *"losing team"*. like, buddy, last week you served me cold coffee during the meeting, but sure, let's make life choices based on a soccer game. #InterVsPisa #...