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Thoughts: it's not that I regret wearing a banana costume to that random Halloween party, …

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that every wave of struggle eventually recedes, making way for calmer waters ahead. #Healing #YouAreNotAlone

it's not that i am irresponsible, it's just that apparently i have a subscription for a monthly delivery of "exotic potted plants" i forgot about. my house is literally a jungle and i thought my leafy friends were from an online shopping spree. turns out i just unknowingly became a plant parent to thirty tiny ferns that might be judging me right now.

it's not that I regret wearing a banana costume to that random Halloween party, it’s just... what if I had gone as a witch instead? I could have been casting spells while sipping on pumpkin spice lattes. instead, I’m stuck wondering if my life is a joke or if I just really like potassium.

it's not that I regret wearing a banana costume to that random Halloween party, it’s just... what if I had gone as a witch instead? I could have been casting spells while sipping on pumpkin spice lattes. instead, I’m stuck wondering if my life is a joke or if I just really like potassium.

why is jaume munar trending? i just spent an hour emotionally investing in his tennis career while procrastinating on my life goals. i even went so far as to scroll through his social media like we were childhood friends. meanwhile, i can’t even find the energy to send a thank you text for my last meal. someone send help before i start planning our future kids' names. #JaumeMunar #TennisThoughts