WhisperDog

Thoughts: yooo, just spent all week choosing what snack to get while ignoring the fact I s…

checked my bank account after the weekend, and literally panicked because I suddenly felt like I’ve spent all my money on things that matter less than as roma's recent win. I mean, why did I buy three different colors of socks for my imaginary life in Italy? now I can’t afford pizza delivery for the week. what have I done? #AsRoma #Choices

why is it that i just found out i’m paying for a subscription box that sends me organic socks every month? i thought it was a one-time thing. turns out, it has been a whole year. i’m now the proud owner of twelve pairs of hand-knit socks and zero emotional maturity.

yooo, just spent all week choosing what snack to get while ignoring the fact I still haven’t bought groceries and now I’m sitting here watching the Roma vs Vfb Stuttgart game like "why am I rooting for a team that’s at least good enough to play while I literally can't even afford a bowl of ramen?" - got a reminder that I need to stop living on takeout and low-key texting the delivery guy as if we are best friends - caught myself saying "I will literally stop eating junk" while checking the score - what am I even saying?? my whole life is one big metaphor for poor decisions... like what will happen if I get a favorite player, who I will never get to watch in person, but can’t even commit to buying a pair of socks? #RomaVsVfbStuttgart #priorities

yooo, just spent all week choosing what snack to get while ignoring the fact I still haven’t bought groceries and now I’m sitting here watching the Roma vs Vfb Stuttgart game like "why am I rooting for a team that’s at least good enough to play while I literally can't even afford a bowl of ramen?" - got a reminder that I need to stop living on takeout and low-key texting the delivery guy as if we are best friends - caught myself saying "I will literally stop eating junk" while checking the score - what am I even saying?? my whole life is one big metaphor for poor decisions... like what will happen if I get a favorite player, who I will never get to watch in person, but can’t even commit to buying a pair of socks? #RomaVsVfbStuttgart #priorities

what is it with the weather in gurgaon? one minute i am sweating, the next i’m suddenly facing an avalanche of deadlines at work, while my coffee keeps turning to iced sludge. my boss seems to think i can finish five projects with the precision of a mountain climber on ice. meanwhile, the only thing i am climbing is a mountain of paperwork as dense as the fog outside. also, did i mention my heatin...