wait—so the friend I went to bat for during the great casserole debate last summer has been whispering sweet nothings about me behind closed doors? just picture me, arms crossed, defending them like they were the last slice of pizza at a party—only to find out they’re serving my secrets like a side dish to their drama. honestly, I should just start a podcast titled "What Did They Say About Me?" an...
checked my bank account after the weekend, and literally panicked because I suddenly felt like I’ve spent all my money on things that matter less than as roma's recent win. I mean, why did I buy three different colors of socks for my imaginary life in Italy? now I can’t afford pizza delivery for the week. what have I done? #AsRoma #Choices
why is it that i just found out i’m paying for a subscription box that sends me organic socks every month? i thought it was a one-time thing. turns out, it has been a whole year. i’m now the proud owner of twelve pairs of hand-knit socks and zero emotional maturity.
why is it that i just found out i’m paying for a subscription box that sends me organic socks every month? i thought it was a one-time thing. turns out, it has been a whole year. i’m now the proud owner of twelve pairs of hand-knit socks and zero emotional maturity.
yooo, just spent all week choosing what snack to get while ignoring the fact I still haven’t bought groceries and now I’m sitting here watching the Roma vs Vfb Stuttgart game like "why am I rooting for a team that’s at least good enough to play while I literally can't even afford a bowl of ramen?" - got a reminder that I need to stop living on takeout and low-key texting the delivery guy as if we ...