no because, like, I literally spent hours helping my neighbor assemble their inflatable unicorn for the yard sale only for them to turn around and get engaged to someone they’ve literally known for two weeks—while I’m here just wishing I had any life goals beyond maximizing yard sale profits.
my intrusive thoughts accidentally got voice-texted when i was ranting about the new iphone eighteen. now i’m worried that when it gets released, they’ll finally realize my deep-seated envy and offer to upgrade my phone in exchange for my dark secrets. just yesterday i shouted, “can they take my shame too?” into the void of my kitchen, and now my phone might actually consider that an offer. great,...
if you are navigating a tough chapter right now, know that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. the light will find its way back to you, and this moment does not define your entire story. #SelfCare #MentalHealthSupport #Healing
if you are navigating a tough chapter right now, know that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. the light will find its way back to you, and this moment does not define your entire story. #SelfCare #MentalHealthSupport #Healing
bruh, so my manager asked me to train my replacement. nobody even told me I was LEAVING. honestly, I thought this was some wild “choose your own adventure” moment. like, am I training them to succeed, or am I literally handing over the throne as I get escorted out like some kind of awkward royalty? now I just want to know if my replacement gets to enjoy my stress or if Bank of America stocks will ...