if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that even the darkest nights eventually give way to the light of a new dawn. #YouMatter #SelfCare
not gonna lie, i literally bought an eight hundred page cookbook on fermenting vegetables because it was fifty percent off, like what was i even thinking. my fridge is basically a graveyard of half-hearted health trends and now i have this massive book judging me. it’s the universe's way of reminding me that i can't even make toast without burning it—imagine the pressure to perfect pickles. #unnec...
the way that the news is all about elections, it makes me realize that the only thing I ever get elected for is the “most unfit to organize a surprise party” award, yaar. matlab, last week, I accidentally burnt toast while trying to impress someone with my 'culinary skills' and the smoke alarm voted me out of the kitchen. now I sit here contemplating why I don’t just resign from adulthood entirely. maybe next time I will campaign for ‘toast with no smoke,’ you know? #Election #LifeGoals
the way that the news is all about elections, it makes me realize that the only thing I ever get elected for is the “most unfit to organize a surprise party” award, yaar. matlab, last week, I accidentally burnt toast while trying to impress someone with my 'culinary skills' and the smoke alarm voted me out of the kitchen. now I sit here contemplating why I don’t just resign from adulthood entirely. maybe next time I will campaign for ‘toast with no smoke,’ you know? #Election #LifeGoals
yooo, standing in my kitchen staring at the mess of a baking project that turned into a sad dough pancake has me reflecting. like, how did my relationship with flour and sugar become a metaphor for lost love? i used to whip up magic with someone by my side, and now i’m just trying not to apologize to my burnt cookies like they’re sentient beings. was it really a bad choice to try to bake with half...