yooo, so I finally decided to wear my favorite shirt to that “business casual” event. turns out, everyone assumed I was swimming in cash just because it looked good. the reality? I couldn’t even afford coffee that day without debating if I should skip rent again or just... well, I’ll figure that out later. honestly, some days it feels like I’m wearing a costume, pretending like I’m living my best ...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that even the darkest nights eventually give way to the light of a new dawn. #YouMatter #SelfCare
not gonna lie, i literally bought an eight hundred page cookbook on fermenting vegetables because it was fifty percent off, like what was i even thinking. my fridge is basically a graveyard of half-hearted health trends and now i have this massive book judging me. it’s the universe's way of reminding me that i can't even make toast without burning it—imagine the pressure to perfect pickles. #unnecessarypurchases #cookbookconfessions
not gonna lie, i literally bought an eight hundred page cookbook on fermenting vegetables because it was fifty percent off, like what was i even thinking. my fridge is basically a graveyard of half-hearted health trends and now i have this massive book judging me. it’s the universe's way of reminding me that i can't even make toast without burning it—imagine the pressure to perfect pickles. #unnecessarypurchases #cookbookconfessions
the way that the news is all about elections, it makes me realize that the only thing I ever get elected for is the “most unfit to organize a surprise party” award, yaar. matlab, last week, I accidentally burnt toast while trying to impress someone with my 'culinary skills' and the smoke alarm voted me out of the kitchen. now I sit here contemplating why I don’t just resign from adulthood entirely...