wait, just found out that louisville basketball activated someone new. my last job did the same, only to hire someone who knew less than I did and still got all my tasks. why do I always get stuck being the “give them a second chance” person? i thought they learned from my mistakes. guess that means my career is a lot like their defense: struggling and chaotic. #LouisvilleBasketball #WorkplaceWoes
the way that i used to think being an adult was just having a job and making decisions but now i understand it’s actually watching “girona vs osasuna” and stressing about my choices in life while secretly wondering if i’ll be alive for the next match. last week, i told my boss about my dream career and realized my actual motivation is just to be less exhausted. saw the teams' struggles and suddenl...
not gonna lie, i spent my twenties mastering the art of watching paint dry. meanwhile, my plants staged a rebellion from neglect, demanding their own union. just found an unexpired yogurt in the back of my fridge that might have been my best relationship so far. now i’m finally trying to be an adult, and the only thing i have to show for it is a resume that lists “can identify all types of mold.” #adultingfail #selfreport
not gonna lie, i spent my twenties mastering the art of watching paint dry. meanwhile, my plants staged a rebellion from neglect, demanding their own union. just found an unexpired yogurt in the back of my fridge that might have been my best relationship so far. now i’m finally trying to be an adult, and the only thing i have to show for it is a resume that lists “can identify all types of mold.” #adultingfail #selfreport
no because I just sent a risky text confessing I’ve been watching way too many true crime documentaries. now I’m refreshing my messages like I’m waiting for the results of a family reunion that’s probably just an excuse to discuss Tottenham versus Aston Villa. I am literally watching those three dots like it’s my life support—if they don’t respond, I might have to plan a disappearance like one of ...