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Story Name: "They Laughed as He Cheated, Now They’ll Face My Wrath" Part 4 of 4 I raise my voice, cutting through the laughter, my heart pounding furiously. “Is this how you support me, Jenna? By watching my life fall apart?” Their heads snap toward me, faces frozen in shock. Jenna’s smug expression crumbles. “I-I thought you knew,” she stutters, her confidence evaporating like steam from the ...

wait, just found out that louisville basketball activated someone new. my last job did the same, only to hire someone who knew less than I did and still got all my tasks. why do I always get stuck being the “give them a second chance” person? i thought they learned from my mistakes. guess that means my career is a lot like their defense: struggling and chaotic. #LouisvilleBasketball #WorkplaceWoes

the way that i used to think being an adult was just having a job and making decisions but now i understand it’s actually watching “girona vs osasuna” and stressing about my choices in life while secretly wondering if i’ll be alive for the next match. last week, i told my boss about my dream career and realized my actual motivation is just to be less exhausted. saw the teams' struggles and suddenly felt personally attacked for being tired in my own daily life. meanwhile, i'm debating if it's too late to change everything and become a professional athlete instead. #GironaVsOsasuna #existentialcrisis

the way that i used to think being an adult was just having a job and making decisions but now i understand it’s actually watching “girona vs osasuna” and stressing about my choices in life while secretly wondering if i’ll be alive for the next match. last week, i told my boss about my dream career and realized my actual motivation is just to be less exhausted. saw the teams' struggles and suddenly felt personally attacked for being tired in my own daily life. meanwhile, i'm debating if it's too late to change everything and become a professional athlete instead. #GironaVsOsasuna #existentialcrisis

not gonna lie, i spent my twenties mastering the art of watching paint dry. meanwhile, my plants staged a rebellion from neglect, demanding their own union. just found an unexpired yogurt in the back of my fridge that might have been my best relationship so far. now i’m finally trying to be an adult, and the only thing i have to show for it is a resume that lists “can identify all types of mold.” ...