WhisperDog

Confessions: it's not that i'm super invested in the new releases on #Jiohotstar... it's just…

day 13 of pretending their “need for space” is totally normal while I scroll through their social media like it’s a full-time job— now I see them posting photos with someone new at a vintage arcade, and I swear I just ate leftover pizza and practiced my arcade skills alone while watching sad documentaries, but YOU do you.

not gonna lie, rent is due but my paycheck hits three days later. in the meantime, i just spent the last of my cash on snacks to binge-watch the Sri Lanka vs Pakistan match. i even found myself silently cheering for the national cricket team like they would somehow save me from being broke. not sure how, but that delusion felt oddly comforting. #PakistanNationalCricketTeam #CrisisSnacks

it's not that i'm super invested in the new releases on #Jiohotstar... it's just that every time my boss mentions overtime, i picture the amazing show i could be binging instead. i found myself planning my escape route for the moment she gives me that disappointed look. like, sure, my salary could use an upgrade, but so could my streaming choices. honestly, what would happen if i just called in "too busy exploring the entire filmography of a web series?" because that sounds better than "getting my life together." #Priorities

it's not that i'm super invested in the new releases on #Jiohotstar... it's just that every time my boss mentions overtime, i picture the amazing show i could be binging instead. i found myself planning my escape route for the moment she gives me that disappointed look. like, sure, my salary could use an upgrade, but so could my streaming choices. honestly, what would happen if i just called in "too busy exploring the entire filmography of a web series?" because that sounds better than "getting my life together." #Priorities

wait, so i defended my friend to my book club about how they would NEVER talk bad about me. then my phone lit up with messages about how my taste in fantasy novels is literally the worst. like, i was all ready to pick the next book, and instead, i’m over here checking if i’m the only one who thought dragons could be hot. i mean, come on, how did i become the villain in my own story?