not gonna lie, i just saw someone i grew up with acting like they don't know me in the frozen aisle of the grocery store. i was waving like we were in a cheesy teen movie and they turned and walked the other way like i was some ghost they conjured from their past. now i am sitting here spiraling about how maybe they thought i was just a product on sale and they had to return it. #awkward #reallife...
day 13 of pretending to be okay while my paycheck decides to ghost me. watched a Khamzat Chimaev fight and suddenly I’m re-evaluating my life choices, like how did I get here, questioning everything from my diet to why I still keep snacks in my pantry that expired last year. I literally made a spreadsheet detailing my finances like that would change anything, and here I am, still about to set up a...
I just scrolled through my neighbor’s garden Instagram page—yep, my NEIGHBOR—an hour after swearing I would not do it again. The way I felt a deep sadness for that wilted fern and the complete devastation when I realized they used my potato salad recipe at the last barbecue—how dare they act like they invented it? Now, here I am—bound to awkwardly chat about plants while trying not to visualize that moment of culinary betrayal.
I just scrolled through my neighbor’s garden Instagram page—yep, my NEIGHBOR—an hour after swearing I would not do it again. The way I felt a deep sadness for that wilted fern and the complete devastation when I realized they used my potato salad recipe at the last barbecue—how dare they act like they invented it? Now, here I am—bound to awkwardly chat about plants while trying not to visualize that moment of culinary betrayal.
not gonna lie, my search history got discovered right as they were explaining the whole artemi panarin drama. i just looked at them and pretended i was searching for the best pizza in town instead. honestly, now i’m convinced they’re judging my life choices way harder than my taste in hockey players. #ArtemiPanarin #MortifyingMoments