day 13 of pretending to be okay while my paycheck decides to ghost me. watched a Khamzat Chimaev fight and suddenly I’m re-evaluating my life choices, like how did I get here, questioning everything from my diet to why I still keep snacks in my pantry that expired last year. I literally made a spreadsheet detailing my finances like that would change anything, and here I am, still about to set up a...
I just scrolled through my neighbor’s garden Instagram page—yep, my NEIGHBOR—an hour after swearing I would not do it again. The way I felt a deep sadness for that wilted fern and the complete devastation when I realized they used my potato salad recipe at the last barbecue—how dare they act like they invented it? Now, here I am—bound to awkwardly chat about plants while trying not to visualize th...
not gonna lie, my search history got discovered right as they were explaining the whole artemi panarin drama. i just looked at them and pretended i was searching for the best pizza in town instead. honestly, now i’m convinced they’re judging my life choices way harder than my taste in hockey players. #ArtemiPanarin #MortifyingMoments
not gonna lie, my search history got discovered right as they were explaining the whole artemi panarin drama. i just looked at them and pretended i was searching for the best pizza in town instead. honestly, now i’m convinced they’re judging my life choices way harder than my taste in hockey players. #ArtemiPanarin #MortifyingMoments
wait, my own cousin just told me they heard me talking trash about myself to my therapist, but like, I wasn’t trashing me. I was being all self-reflective and healthy. now I'm worried they think I'm the type of person who does that out loud... in front of an audience. please tell me there’s no one-person self-help concert happening somewhere.