Honestly, can we talk about how ridiculously overpriced "artisan" coffee has become? I just paid $6 for a cup that tastes like someone brewed it with tears and disappointment. Meanwhile, I could easily whip up a whole pot at home for 50 cents, and it would probably taste better! But here I am, pretending to enjoy this fancy caffeine experience while my bank account screams in agony. Who knew being...
So, can we talk about how every family get-together turns into a live episode of "Comparing Yourself to Sharma Ji's Beta"? Like, why do aunties treat my life choices like a real-life board game? “Oh, you’ve been working for two years? Look at him, he’s already bought a car!” Like, cool, but does the car come with a side of constant anxiety and a mortgage too? Sometimes I wish I could just show up ...
Is it just me, or does every self-help book seem to promise enlightenment by chapter three, only for me to still be googling “how to adult” at 2 AM? Like, I’ve read enough niche philosophy to open my own “existential crisis” support group, but here I am, still debating if I should get out of bed or just embrace my blanket as my new best friend. Honestly, at this point, my life motto might as well be “fake it till you make it... to the fridge.”
Is it just me, or does every self-help book seem to promise enlightenment by chapter three, only for me to still be googling “how to adult” at 2 AM? Like, I’ve read enough niche philosophy to open my own “existential crisis” support group, but here I am, still debating if I should get out of bed or just embrace my blanket as my new best friend. Honestly, at this point, my life motto might as well be “fake it till you make it... to the fridge.”
Why does everyone act like they’ve discovered fire when they find a "new" hobby? Like, congratulations on finally learning how to paint or bake bread, but let’s not pretend you invented it. Meanwhile, I’m over here still trying to figure out if I should invest in a cactus or just put my money into a gym membership I won’t use. Can we also talk about how every book now has to be a "life-changing" r...