so there I was, pouring my heart out about how Rasmus Hojlund is driving everyone crazy, only to be met with one solitary emoji in response—like, do I take that as agreement or just a sign they fell asleep? it's like texting your crush and realizing you might as well be sending a carrier pigeon with a heartfelt letter—sure it’s romantic, but if it lands in the wrong yard, do you just walk away wit...
literally just found out that the guy I defended to the whole group as “a genius” was secretly Googling “how to fold a fitted sheet.” like, I'm out here calling him a visionary while he's... you know, battling a piece of elastic and losing. now I can't tell if I need to comfort him or stage an intervention.
yooo, found out my friends think im just a "regular" when it comes to handling stress. lmao, they dont see me panic-emailing myself every time life gets chaotic. now that canara bank is crashing hard, suddenly, my financial outlook feels a little too familiar, you know? so now im stuck wondering if i should invest in therapy or just wait for my life to rebound like that stock. #CanaraBankShare #FinancialDrama
yooo, found out my friends think im just a "regular" when it comes to handling stress. lmao, they dont see me panic-emailing myself every time life gets chaotic. now that canara bank is crashing hard, suddenly, my financial outlook feels a little too familiar, you know? so now im stuck wondering if i should invest in therapy or just wait for my life to rebound like that stock. #CanaraBankShare #FinancialDrama
the way that dylan o’Brien’s movie news is literally everywhere and i just ghosted someone who was sweet and literally did nothing wrong is a whole mood. like, what was i supposed to say? “hey, sorry, my social battery is depleted and i can only handle scrolling through dramatic twitter takes on movie box office predictions?” now my conscience is haunted, but at least i can replay his last epic ro...