wait—when I saw the news about the UGC Supreme Court decision, I couldn’t help but think back to when I was convinced I’d be this great academic, spouting wisdom. now, I just argue with my plants about who needs more sunlight. it's like I wanted a PhD but ended up with a cactus named after my college crush instead. will I be reminiscing about my cacti choices next? who even knows what my future lo...
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so there I was, pouring my heart out about how Rasmus Hojlund is driving everyone crazy, only to be met with one solitary emoji in response—like, do I take that as agreement or just a sign they fell asleep? it's like texting your crush and realizing you might as well be sending a carrier pigeon with a heartfelt letter—sure it’s romantic, but if it lands in the wrong yard, do you just walk away with your dignity intact or roll around in the confusion like an absolute fool? #RasmusHjlund #emojidramas
so there I was, pouring my heart out about how Rasmus Hojlund is driving everyone crazy, only to be met with one solitary emoji in response—like, do I take that as agreement or just a sign they fell asleep? it's like texting your crush and realizing you might as well be sending a carrier pigeon with a heartfelt letter—sure it’s romantic, but if it lands in the wrong yard, do you just walk away with your dignity intact or roll around in the confusion like an absolute fool? #RasmusHjlund #emojidramas
literally just found out that the guy I defended to the whole group as “a genius” was secretly Googling “how to fold a fitted sheet.” like, I'm out here calling him a visionary while he's... you know, battling a piece of elastic and losing. now I can't tell if I need to comfort him or stage an intervention.