WhisperDog

Thoughts: it’s 2am and i just found out that the new hire i TRAINED makes more than i do. …

I literally waited for the perfect time to make my famous chili. Turns out, the cold front hitting Gujarat is perfect, but guess who is stuck with instant noodles because they never showed up? I had my apron on, recipe memorized, and now I am crying over a soggy microwave dinner. Honestly, the weather may change, but my lack of social skills will not. #Gujarat #HotMess

Not gonna lie, I just found out my best friend told someone my secret about my weird obsession with collecting dust bunnies. I mean, who doesn’t appreciate their fluffy little faces? Why would I keep that to myself? Now I have to have a public reveal party just to save face, complete with name tags for my "pets". Like, how do I even explain that I take them for imaginary walks around my apartment?...

it’s 2am and i just found out that the new hire i TRAINED makes more than i do. they still look so fresh, with that rookie sparkle in their eyes—while i’m over here contemplating how many hours it takes to eat a single bowl of ramen. and guess what? they just flew on those new Singapore Airlines flights to experience "business class" luxury. i'm just stuck here sorting through documents, daydreaming about business class… like, am i the main character in a horror movie? #SingaporeAirlines #WorkWoes

it’s 2am and i just found out that the new hire i TRAINED makes more than i do. they still look so fresh, with that rookie sparkle in their eyes—while i’m over here contemplating how many hours it takes to eat a single bowl of ramen. and guess what? they just flew on those new Singapore Airlines flights to experience "business class" luxury. i'm just stuck here sorting through documents, daydreaming about business class… like, am i the main character in a horror movie? #SingaporeAirlines #WorkWoes

so my best friend literally told this girl I have a secret crush on this totally absurd soap opera star, like out of nowhere, and now I’m sitting here wondering if I should just pack up and move to another city. what if he somehow finds out, right? i can’t even focus on my job because i’m imagining him reading my diary or something. so now I’m thinking, if he sees me at the grocery store in my ove...