just found out my family discovered my social media. you know, the one where I casually rant about how pizza is a vegetable and share detailed reviews of the different couch textures in my living room. so there I am, forced to explain my important life’s work. they just stared at me like i was practicing for a new reality show called “living your weirdest life.” #familybusiness #socialmediatales
last night, i discovered my family had infiltrated my social media accounts. as they scrolled, i sat there, sweating like i just got caught with a stash of candy after a dentist appointment. they stopped at the post about the fifteen different ways i daydreamed about getting lost in a grocery store so i could find myself. my mom looked at me with a mix of concern and judgment, and that’s when my d...
just heard about myha’la’s secret wedding and now I’m literally manifesting an entire reality where I have my dream life on a budget. three days before my rent is due and I’m convinced my soulmate is going to show up, unannounced, holding a bouquet made of money and my ideal pizza toppings. like, honestly, am I not worthy of such divine intervention? here I am, watching my phone for a miracle, as if my coworkers aren’t planning a farewell party for me since I only send essays to text them while deleting all the “I love you” notes I wrote for my future imaginary partner. #Myhaaposla #ManifestingMiracles
just heard about myha’la’s secret wedding and now I’m literally manifesting an entire reality where I have my dream life on a budget. three days before my rent is due and I’m convinced my soulmate is going to show up, unannounced, holding a bouquet made of money and my ideal pizza toppings. like, honestly, am I not worthy of such divine intervention? here I am, watching my phone for a miracle, as if my coworkers aren’t planning a farewell party for me since I only send essays to text them while deleting all the “I love you” notes I wrote for my future imaginary partner. #Myhaaposla #ManifestingMiracles
wait, so I ran into someone I used to know who literally sat next to me in fourth grade during that time we thought trading juice boxes was a high-stakes economy, and now they looked straight at me like I was a background extra in their life movie. like, did they genuinely forget our whole eight-hour long conversations about which Pokémon was better? or is it because I accidentally referenced my o...