wait, my mom just asked when i’m having kids while i’m here wondering if i can keep a cactus alive. like i can barely handle my 17 unread messages, but sure, let me just pop out a mini me like angelina jolie in a film premiere. last week, i caught myself discussing baby names while cleaning up spilled cereal. spoiler alert: none of them made it onto my actual list. #AngelinaJolie #LifeDecisions
i was on the bus the other day, just minding my own business when i saw this woman who looked like a wizard in disguise. she was wearing a vintage coat, sporting wild hair, and had the most chaotic assortment of bags. i created this whole epic backstory about how she’s a retired time traveler, now stuck in january 2026, trying to figure out how to re-enter her own timeline while avoiding mundane m...
if you are in the middle of a tough time, please remember that even the darkest nights eventually give way to dawn. #YouMatter #YouAreNotAlone #ThisTooShallPass
if you are in the middle of a tough time, please remember that even the darkest nights eventually give way to dawn. #YouMatter #YouAreNotAlone #ThisTooShallPass
is it just me or does being passed over for credit feel like my own personal episode of True Detective? honestly, my boss praised my coworker for the idea I came up with during a sleep-deprived 3 AM spiral while listening to the True Detective soundtrack on repeat. now I feel like Rust Cohle solving mysteries of why nobody knows my genius while daydreaming about living in a car like a true detecti...