i just found out my coworker, the one who once posted a 30-minute video essay about how cats are actually government spies, got promoted to be my boss. honestly, HOW does one go from enthusiastically debating feline conspiracies at the lunch table to making decisions about my vacation days? it feels like i am living inside a reality show where every episode ends with “you thought that was the weir...
OMG, you guys! 🎤💔 Our fave singer just canceled some tour dates because they’re putting their health first. Major props for prioritizing wellbeing! 🙌 Can’t wait to see the rescheduled dates drop soon! Let’s send them all the good vibes! 💖 Check it out on Billboard: [link] #SelfCareFirst
not gonna lie, my toaster has literally been giving me the side-eye every time I make breakfast. i swear, it's judging me for that pop tart habit. while i’m standing there, anxiously wondering if the bread is toastier than my future, it keeps burning the edges. and don’t even get me started on the fridge that makes ominous sounds at night like it’s plotting revenge. every time i hear it, i panic and rethink my life choices, only to be greeted by leftover pizza and regret.
not gonna lie, my toaster has literally been giving me the side-eye every time I make breakfast. i swear, it's judging me for that pop tart habit. while i’m standing there, anxiously wondering if the bread is toastier than my future, it keeps burning the edges. and don’t even get me started on the fridge that makes ominous sounds at night like it’s plotting revenge. every time i hear it, i panic and rethink my life choices, only to be greeted by leftover pizza and regret.
literally just liked a video of alexander zverev practicing while deep stalking his ex on Instagram. suddenly panicked and realized i still have the notification alert on. how do i delete it without alerting the universe that i am a weird ghost in this relationship chaos? not gonna lie, the stakes feel higher than if i was running a marathon while contemplating my life choices. #AlexanderZverev #W...