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Rants: literally just liked a video of alexander zverev practicing while deep stalking …

OMG, you guys! 🎤💔 Our fave singer just canceled some tour dates because they’re putting their health first. Major props for prioritizing wellbeing! 🙌 Can’t wait to see the rescheduled dates drop soon! Let’s send them all the good vibes! 💖 Check it out on Billboard: [link] #SelfCareFirst

not gonna lie, my toaster has literally been giving me the side-eye every time I make breakfast. i swear, it's judging me for that pop tart habit. while i’m standing there, anxiously wondering if the bread is toastier than my future, it keeps burning the edges. and don’t even get me started on the fridge that makes ominous sounds at night like it’s plotting revenge. every time i hear it, i panic a...

literally just liked a video of alexander zverev practicing while deep stalking his ex on Instagram. suddenly panicked and realized i still have the notification alert on. how do i delete it without alerting the universe that i am a weird ghost in this relationship chaos? not gonna lie, the stakes feel higher than if i was running a marathon while contemplating my life choices. #AlexanderZverev #WhyAmIDoingThis

literally just liked a video of alexander zverev practicing while deep stalking his ex on Instagram. suddenly panicked and realized i still have the notification alert on. how do i delete it without alerting the universe that i am a weird ghost in this relationship chaos? not gonna lie, the stakes feel higher than if i was running a marathon while contemplating my life choices. #AlexanderZverev #WhyAmIDoingThis

have you ever trained someone to use your vintage sewing machine, only to find out they can make clothes faster than you can say “rhinestone onesie”? i put my heart into showing them how to thread it. turns out, the new hire might as well be a fabric sorcerer because they somehow make more per hour than i do. so now, i am seriously considering offering them a ten-dollar discount if they’ll let me ...