it's not that i care about sports, it's just—i had a whole mental breakdown over Rui Hachimura being traded. suddenly, i'm planning our wedding while crying over overpriced flowers that we’ll never pick out together. the bouquet was his idea! now i have to pretend i don’t care when my imaginary husband just got swapped. #RuiHachimura #weddingblues
just accidentally sent my detailed thoughts on a random elevator button conspiracy to the very person who collects elevators. i thought i was sending it to my friend who loves conspiracy theories. now they think i'm not just unhinged but deeply obsessed. hashtag elevatorgate #conspiracytheory
if you feel like you are being tested beyond your limits, remember that even the toughest moments can lead to unexpected growth and strength. #InnerStrength #SelfCare
if you feel like you are being tested beyond your limits, remember that even the toughest moments can lead to unexpected growth and strength. #InnerStrength #SelfCare
honestly, they said they werent ready for a relationship. six months later, im scrolling through Instagram and what do I see? an engagement announcement, with a caption about forever. meanwhile, I can't even get through a Monday without Googling "how to flirt" like a desperate little plant. the audacity, right? like LeBron levels of bold. #LebronJames #Ouch