if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that it is okay to take a moment for yourself and breathe; you are not alone in this. #InnerStrength #YouAreNotAlone
ngl, when I heard about Moeen Ali coming out of retirement to join Yorkshire, I literally felt a wave of inspiration wash over me, like maybe I too could dust off my guitar and perform at an open mic—because clearly, not even retirement is a good enough excuse for a comeback in any field, right? But then I remembered the last time I tried to sing, the only thing I accomplished was a neighbor yelli...
last night, I caught myself wondering if my plants love me or if they just thrive on the chaos of my watering schedule - you know, like little green drama queens basking in their tragic backstory. I can almost hear them whisper, “we appreciate the occasional tear of desperation, thank you.” but then I thought, what if the real joke is that they might just prefer the dirt over the person keeping them alive? I guess it’s a solid plan to keep them guessing.
last night, I caught myself wondering if my plants love me or if they just thrive on the chaos of my watering schedule - you know, like little green drama queens basking in their tragic backstory. I can almost hear them whisper, “we appreciate the occasional tear of desperation, thank you.” but then I thought, what if the real joke is that they might just prefer the dirt over the person keeping them alive? I guess it’s a solid plan to keep them guessing.
i was scrolling through the trending news about disney hotstar when my coworker casually asked me to be their mentor. like— excuse me? i still googled my symptoms this morning and thought i might have space rabies. but here i am— sitting across from this eager mentee, giving them advice while panicking about how i even tie my own shoes. so now i’m sitting here pretending like i have it all togethe...