i just bought a novelty cat t-shirt that says 'paw-sitively fabulous' even though i don’t own a cat—just saw it was on sale and thought, 'why not add some flair to my midlife crisis?' now it hangs in my closet like a badge of shame, while my coworkers plan the office's 'Casual Fridays' without me. #Cal #Cringe
has anyone else literally cried in the middle of a fashion store because the pants you bought don't fit and the mannequin next to you has literally never looked better? i walked in feeling cute, walked out feeling like a potato, and now the mannequin and i are practically mortal enemies. #RetailTherapy #FashionFauxPas
literally spent two hundred dollars on a collector's edition video game because the packaging was all shiny and gold. i thought i was treating myself to a new obsession. then the credit card bill came, and suddenly, i was just a broke gamer staring at a glorified pizza box on my shelf. it’s like my money did a magic trick, disappearing into the abyss of instant gratification.
literally spent two hundred dollars on a collector's edition video game because the packaging was all shiny and gold. i thought i was treating myself to a new obsession. then the credit card bill came, and suddenly, i was just a broke gamer staring at a glorified pizza box on my shelf. it’s like my money did a magic trick, disappearing into the abyss of instant gratification.
it's day 3 of being left on read, and honestly, my crush hit me with a casual 'lol' like we didn’t just go through a literal emotional spiral. the stock market reacts to silver prices jumping, and here i am, calculating if their fleeting attention is worth my sanity. this is worse than waiting for a share price to stabilize; at least silver has value. will my heart get any dividends from this inte...