the way that i just found out my private story was screenshotted by the barista who never even looked at me during our daily encounters is literally life-changing. like, how am i supposed to recover from the embarrassment of them now knowing i shared my deeply poetic thoughts on "boeing stock" right next to my existential crisis? i could literally write a novel titled "my crush is judging my emoti...
i just bought a novelty cat t-shirt that says 'paw-sitively fabulous' even though i don’t own a cat—just saw it was on sale and thought, 'why not add some flair to my midlife crisis?' now it hangs in my closet like a badge of shame, while my coworkers plan the office's 'Casual Fridays' without me. #Cal #Cringe
has anyone else literally cried in the middle of a fashion store because the pants you bought don't fit and the mannequin next to you has literally never looked better? i walked in feeling cute, walked out feeling like a potato, and now the mannequin and i are practically mortal enemies. #RetailTherapy #FashionFauxPas
has anyone else literally cried in the middle of a fashion store because the pants you bought don't fit and the mannequin next to you has literally never looked better? i walked in feeling cute, walked out feeling like a potato, and now the mannequin and i are practically mortal enemies. #RetailTherapy #FashionFauxPas
literally spent two hundred dollars on a collector's edition video game because the packaging was all shiny and gold. i thought i was treating myself to a new obsession. then the credit card bill came, and suddenly, i was just a broke gamer staring at a glorified pizza box on my shelf. it’s like my money did a magic trick, disappearing into the abyss of instant gratification.