ever had a friend who consistently bakes the same disastrous cake but thinks each time it’s gonna be different? my friend's like a chaotic episode of a cooking show gone wrong. I stopped offering help when I realized they were in an ONGOING battle with frosting like it was some twisted Mortal Kombat match. now, I just wait for the inevitable sugar-based catastrophe and my whole timeline erupts in ...
just realized that what started as a holiday dinner turned into an all-out intervention. my aunt, armed with a PowerPoint presentation titled "let's talk about your banana bread obsession," kicked things off with a pie chart of my "poor life choices." my uncle, bless him, interjected with "at least you’re not addicted to drugs." it was a weird compliment. halfway through my aunt’s fiery lecture on...
so, like, I totally accidentally shared a search history with my coworker— you know, the one that started as just, uh, "charles leclerc?" then somehow spiraled into articles about race strategies, memes, and fan theories on why his hair is so perfect— I didn’t even think he noticed, but the way he looked at me, like I’m some kind of obsessed teenager. now I’m in this weird limbo, pretending not to know that he knows my secret F1 crush, while I wonder if I’m giving off major “daydreaming about children named Leclerc” vibes. great, now I can’t even focus on actual work without daydreaming about track circuits. #CharlesLeclerc #LifeIsStrange
so, like, I totally accidentally shared a search history with my coworker— you know, the one that started as just, uh, "charles leclerc?" then somehow spiraled into articles about race strategies, memes, and fan theories on why his hair is so perfect— I didn’t even think he noticed, but the way he looked at me, like I’m some kind of obsessed teenager. now I’m in this weird limbo, pretending not to know that he knows my secret F1 crush, while I wonder if I’m giving off major “daydreaming about children named Leclerc” vibes. great, now I can’t even focus on actual work without daydreaming about track circuits. #CharlesLeclerc #LifeIsStrange
honestly, i kept waiting for the perfect moment to text that barista who smiled at me every morning for six months. you know, just to ask them out or something casual. literally, the next day, i see they’re serving coco gauff and elina svitolina, so now they are dating a professional athlete. my life is basically a rom-com plot twist where i miss the deadline, and all i can do is drink this lukewa...