it's not that i don't want to be myself. it's just... at some point, it became easier to channel my inner movie star and give people what they expect—like, i walk into the deli and suddenly i am a melodramatic soap opera character ordering pastrami with a side of existential crisis. then i spill coffee all over the floor, creating my own slip-and-slide, and now everyone's watching like it’s the se...
I just realized I have three days to complete a 1000-piece puzzle. I mean, who doesn't want to feel the absolute thrill of realizing a three-day deadline makes your favorite relaxing hobby suddenly feel like an Olympic sport? I can already hear the crowd cheering me on, "Look at her go! She’s struggling with a corner piece—she might just give up!" Just imagine the moment I shove all the pieces in ...
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just remember that even the heaviest burdens can be lightened over time. #Healing #StayStrong #SelfCare
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just remember that even the heaviest burdens can be lightened over time. #Healing #StayStrong #SelfCare
literally just when I thought my life couldn’t get any messier, my parents showed up unannounced. I was in the middle of eating cereal from a frying pan and somehow convinced myself that was normal. they walked in like it was a freaking episode of a reality show. honestly, I haven’t even told them about my subscription to ‘Deep Cuts.’ it's not that I’m ashamed, I just didn’t want them judging my c...