wait, did you hear Luke Evans is back on set in Wales? I mean, cool for him, right? Meanwhile, I just bought myself a cat costume to wear at the grocery store to feel something—anything—at this point. How did I go from dreaming of big city lights to panicking if I remembered to stock up on litter? Maybe I should just join the cast of “The Rocky Horror Show” because at this rate, I’m one awkward da...
if you feel like you are walking through a dark tunnel, just know that every tunnel eventually leads to light, and you are closer than you think. #HopeExists #InnerStrength
it's not that i don't want to be myself. it's just... at some point, it became easier to channel my inner movie star and give people what they expect—like, i walk into the deli and suddenly i am a melodramatic soap opera character ordering pastrami with a side of existential crisis. then i spill coffee all over the floor, creating my own slip-and-slide, and now everyone's watching like it’s the season finale. they expect a punchline but, honestly, i’m just here trying to figure out how a giant muffin made it onto my desk like it was an emergency broadcast. a muffin—suddenly that’s my personality now.
it's not that i don't want to be myself. it's just... at some point, it became easier to channel my inner movie star and give people what they expect—like, i walk into the deli and suddenly i am a melodramatic soap opera character ordering pastrami with a side of existential crisis. then i spill coffee all over the floor, creating my own slip-and-slide, and now everyone's watching like it’s the season finale. they expect a punchline but, honestly, i’m just here trying to figure out how a giant muffin made it onto my desk like it was an emergency broadcast. a muffin—suddenly that’s my personality now.
I just realized I have three days to complete a 1000-piece puzzle. I mean, who doesn't want to feel the absolute thrill of realizing a three-day deadline makes your favorite relaxing hobby suddenly feel like an Olympic sport? I can already hear the crowd cheering me on, "Look at her go! She’s struggling with a corner piece—she might just give up!" Just imagine the moment I shove all the pieces in ...