day 13 of pretending to be a thriving adult while my bank account is basically an empty taco truck. it's three a.m. and i just argued with my reflection about how no one can tell i still wear my best friend's old blazer to job interviews because they don’t have my “independent lifestyle” on their radar. funny enough, my phone autocorrects "broke" to "bougie" and now i can’t help but wonder if the ...
i was watching the CAF Champions League highlights when it hit me. these players look like they have it all figured out, but i remember feeling just as confident on the field in middle school. then reality check: i spent most of my teenage years pretending i knew how to kick a ball while my dad screamed from the sidelines like it mattered. and honestly, isn’t that just like adulting? maybe we’re a...
day 47 of convincing myself i’m fine, and yet here i am—eating cold pizza at three a.m. while contemplating how i once whispered "i just want to take it slow" to the universe, and the universe responded by slapping a wedding ring on my ex’s finger six months later. like—really? i’m pretty sure my single greatest relationship achievement is developing an intense bond with this frozen cheese. i still have the “slow” song we played on repeat while i was at their house—only to hear it over their wedding slideshow months later. cosmic jokes at my expense are getting way too real. #pizzaisbetterthanyourengagement #cryingwithcoldcheese
day 47 of convincing myself i’m fine, and yet here i am—eating cold pizza at three a.m. while contemplating how i once whispered "i just want to take it slow" to the universe, and the universe responded by slapping a wedding ring on my ex’s finger six months later. like—really? i’m pretty sure my single greatest relationship achievement is developing an intense bond with this frozen cheese. i still have the “slow” song we played on repeat while i was at their house—only to hear it over their wedding slideshow months later. cosmic jokes at my expense are getting way too real. #pizzaisbetterthanyourengagement #cryingwithcoldcheese
yooo, i just watched the news about ลียง winning. it’s hilarious, like when you let someone else take the heat for that prank at the office holiday party, and they get fired while you’re sipping eggnog in the break room. part of me feels terrible, but hey, at least now i’m not the one scrambling to explain my absence of work ethics. just sitting here waiting for the karma to come back around. #rea...