i was watching the CAF Champions League highlights when it hit me. these players look like they have it all figured out, but i remember feeling just as confident on the field in middle school. then reality check: i spent most of my teenage years pretending i knew how to kick a ball while my dad screamed from the sidelines like it mattered. and honestly, isn’t that just like adulting? maybe we’re a...
day 47 of convincing myself i’m fine, and yet here i am—eating cold pizza at three a.m. while contemplating how i once whispered "i just want to take it slow" to the universe, and the universe responded by slapping a wedding ring on my ex’s finger six months later. like—really? i’m pretty sure my single greatest relationship achievement is developing an intense bond with this frozen cheese. i stil...
yooo, i just watched the news about ลียง winning. it’s hilarious, like when you let someone else take the heat for that prank at the office holiday party, and they get fired while you’re sipping eggnog in the break room. part of me feels terrible, but hey, at least now i’m not the one scrambling to explain my absence of work ethics. just sitting here waiting for the karma to come back around. #realizethis #
yooo, i just watched the news about ลียง winning. it’s hilarious, like when you let someone else take the heat for that prank at the office holiday party, and they get fired while you’re sipping eggnog in the break room. part of me feels terrible, but hey, at least now i’m not the one scrambling to explain my absence of work ethics. just sitting here waiting for the karma to come back around. #realizethis #
ok but you ever find yourself dodging your parents' calls just because you can’t explain how much you owe? they think I’m living this lavish life - when really it’s two-minute noodles for dinner and checking the bank app like a horror movie. I tell everyone I'm "doing great," but I can’t even afford a second hand book - yaar, matlab samjho na, I'm terrified of what they'll say if they knew. this w...