I just found out that my childhood best friend had a crush on me all those years, and I was completely oblivious. Like, we used to share snacks and secrets, and I thought we were just vibing as pals. Now I’m wondering if every time I talked about my crush on that guy in school, he was silently plotting my demise. Honestly, should I be flattered or terrified? Because if I had known, I might have be...
Don't you love how everyone always says "follow your passion" like that's just an easy thing to do? Meanwhile, my passion is scrolling through memes and eating pizza. Honestly, the only advice I actually want is how to make a living off of procrastination and Netflix binges. If anyone figures that out, please let me know because I think I’m a certified expert at it.
I’ve been thinking about how we all have that one friend who swears they can tell the quality of a pizza by just looking at it. Like, dude, unless it’s on fire or has pineapple, it’s pretty much just pizza. Anyone else feel like we give way too much credit to food critics who act like they’re solving a mystery with every bite? Meanwhile, I’m just over here trying to find the right balance between “support local” and “I can’t afford to eat anything that doesn’t come out of my microwave.”
I’ve been thinking about how we all have that one friend who swears they can tell the quality of a pizza by just looking at it. Like, dude, unless it’s on fire or has pineapple, it’s pretty much just pizza. Anyone else feel like we give way too much credit to food critics who act like they’re solving a mystery with every bite? Meanwhile, I’m just over here trying to find the right balance between “support local” and “I can’t afford to eat anything that doesn’t come out of my microwave.”
Is it just me, or does every family gathering turn into a live episode of "Who Can Ask the Most Invasive Questions?" Seriously, one minute I'm enjoying my aunt's infamous potato salad, and the next, I'm dodging questions about my love life and job like I'm in an action movie. Like, do they really think I’m going to reveal my deepest secrets over a bowl of lukewarm curry? Can we just agree to stick...