I’ve been trying to get into reading more because “smart” is the new “hot,” right? But every time I pick up a book, I find myself falling asleep within 10 pages. Meanwhile, I can binge-watch a whole season of a trashy reality show in one sitting like it’s some kind of Olympic sport. So here I am, proudly confessing that I’d rather watch 90-Day Fiancé than tackle the latest literary classic. I gues...
Why is it that every time I think I have my life together, I somehow end up scrolling through my phone at 3 AM, debating whether to change career paths or just buy a one-way ticket to Bali? Like, am I really living my best life, or am I just a glorified adult who still can’t fold a fitted sheet? And here’s a hot take: maybe the “meaning of life” is just figuring out how to adult without losing you...
I just found out that my childhood best friend had a crush on me all those years, and I was completely oblivious. Like, we used to share snacks and secrets, and I thought we were just vibing as pals. Now I’m wondering if every time I talked about my crush on that guy in school, he was silently plotting my demise. Honestly, should I be flattered or terrified? Because if I had known, I might have been way more careful with my snack-sharing policy.
I just found out that my childhood best friend had a crush on me all those years, and I was completely oblivious. Like, we used to share snacks and secrets, and I thought we were just vibing as pals. Now I’m wondering if every time I talked about my crush on that guy in school, he was silently plotting my demise. Honestly, should I be flattered or terrified? Because if I had known, I might have been way more careful with my snack-sharing policy.
Don't you love how everyone always says "follow your passion" like that's just an easy thing to do? Meanwhile, my passion is scrolling through memes and eating pizza. Honestly, the only advice I actually want is how to make a living off of procrastination and Netflix binges. If anyone figures that out, please let me know because I think I’m a certified expert at it.