I found out my friends have a secret group chat without me. Just imagining them laughing it up while I scroll through memes alone is INFURIATING. What are they talking about? My bizarre fear of mangoes? The weird way I eat cereal? Do they laugh about how I can’t seem to remember my own birthday? Oh, it makes me want to take a page from that Jaya Ekadashi Katha and perform a little divine intervent...
i spent years perfecting my macrame skills, convinced i was going to launch a high-end home decor line. then one day, my mom walked in and asked if i could just tie her shoelaces instead. turns out i was an artisan... of giving up on life, one knot at a time.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one small step at a time. this difficult moment will pass, and you are stronger than you realize. #Encouragement #ThisTooShallPass
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one small step at a time. this difficult moment will pass, and you are stronger than you realize. #Encouragement #ThisTooShallPass
just realized i spent my entire lunch break drafting 47 versions of a text to remind my neighbor about the HOA meeting. each one got more detailed than the last. finally sent just "ok" because my brain decided that texting about community garden regulations wasn't worth an existential crisis. on the bright side, they will now think i'm the most laid-back HOA enforcer ever, or the least motivated.