You ever realize that adulthood is basically just Googling how to do things you thought you’d learn in school? Like, why wasn’t “How to file taxes without crying” a core subject? Or “How to adult without turning into your parents”? I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m just a kid in a trench coat trying to bluff my way through life, hoping nobody asks for ID. Meanwhile, I’m over here debating if I sh...
If you’re ever feeling down about your life choices, just remember that at least you’re not that one friend who tried to start a podcast about knitting. I mean, we all have dreams, but some of us clearly chose “bizarre hobbies to unearth in therapy” as a career path. But really, life is like that episode of Friends where Ross tries to pivot - it's all about adjusting your expectations and not taki...
I genuinely believe that the phrase "life is short" is just a way for people to justify their bad decisions. Like, sure, go ahead and quit your job to travel the world on a whim, but then what happens when you realize your couch is actually your best friend and you have to choose between ramen noodles or paying rent? Suddenly, life feels really long when you're broke. Honestly, the only thing shorter than life is the battery life on my phone when I'm trying to ignore responsibilities.
I genuinely believe that the phrase "life is short" is just a way for people to justify their bad decisions. Like, sure, go ahead and quit your job to travel the world on a whim, but then what happens when you realize your couch is actually your best friend and you have to choose between ramen noodles or paying rent? Suddenly, life feels really long when you're broke. Honestly, the only thing shorter than life is the battery life on my phone when I'm trying to ignore responsibilities.
So I went to this wedding last week, and let me tell you, watching my aunties dance is basically like witnessing a real-life game of Twister gone wrong. One minute they’re vibing to some Bollywood hit, and the next, it’s like a scene from a horror movie as they start pulling each other down while trying to outshine the other. And don’t even get me started on the food line—it's a battlefield! I swe...