Can we talk about how the only thing more annoying than the auto-walas who pretend they can’t hear your destination is the guy at the petrol pump who thinks he’s giving you a TED talk on “fuel conservation”? Dude, I just want to fill my tank and go—I'm not trying to learn about the virtues of walking everywhere like I'm some wannabe eco-warrior. And the moment you mention that you have plans to go...
Is it just me, or does scrolling through social media sometimes feel like attending a party where everyone is trying way too hard to impress but secretly dying inside? Like, one minute I'm watching a perfect life montage, and the next, I’m Googling how to find meaning in my existence. Honestly, I could play the world's smallest violin for myself while I binge-watch those “How to be happy” videos t...
You ever realize that adulthood is basically just Googling how to do things you thought you’d learn in school? Like, why wasn’t “How to file taxes without crying” a core subject? Or “How to adult without turning into your parents”? I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m just a kid in a trench coat trying to bluff my way through life, hoping nobody asks for ID. Meanwhile, I’m over here debating if I should treat myself to a $5 coffee or save for that retirement fund I’ll probably never use. Isn’t growing up a total scam?
You ever realize that adulthood is basically just Googling how to do things you thought you’d learn in school? Like, why wasn’t “How to file taxes without crying” a core subject? Or “How to adult without turning into your parents”? I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m just a kid in a trench coat trying to bluff my way through life, hoping nobody asks for ID. Meanwhile, I’m over here debating if I should treat myself to a $5 coffee or save for that retirement fund I’ll probably never use. Isn’t growing up a total scam?
If you’re ever feeling down about your life choices, just remember that at least you’re not that one friend who tried to start a podcast about knitting. I mean, we all have dreams, but some of us clearly chose “bizarre hobbies to unearth in therapy” as a career path. But really, life is like that episode of Friends where Ross tries to pivot - it's all about adjusting your expectations and not taki...