I’ve recently realized that adulting is just running a never-ending series of errands while praying no one asks you how you’re doing. Like, please don’t make me choose between telling you about my existential dread or explaining why my laundry has turned into a biohazard. Who thought “having it all together” meant mastering the art of looking busy while quietly spiraling? At this point, the only t...
Why is it that every time I try to cook something new, I end up creating a dish that looks like it should be in a horror movie? Like, how does my pasta end up looking like a science experiment gone wrong? And don’t even get me started on the smoke alarm. It’s basically a permanent reminder that I should just stick to takeout. Can we collectively agree that ‘easy recipes’ are just a marketing ploy ...
Ever notice how social media makes us feel like everyone else has their life together? Meanwhile, I’m over here questioning if I should wash my hair or just throw on a beanie for the third day in a row. Like, is the "adulting" struggle supposed to be this real? I just want to sip coffee and scroll without feeling guilty that I’m not running a startup or saving the planet. Can we normalize just vibing at home in our pajamas and calling it a productive day? Who's with me?
Ever notice how social media makes us feel like everyone else has their life together? Meanwhile, I’m over here questioning if I should wash my hair or just throw on a beanie for the third day in a row. Like, is the "adulting" struggle supposed to be this real? I just want to sip coffee and scroll without feeling guilty that I’m not running a startup or saving the planet. Can we normalize just vibing at home in our pajamas and calling it a productive day? Who's with me?
You ever notice how no one in a group project wants to actually do the work, but everyone has a PhD in blaming each other when things go south? Like, we all signed up for this torture willingly, yet the moment someone mentions “team effort,” I can practically hear the silent screams. I just want to know why the person who contributes the least always ends up being the loudest in the meeting. Can w...