You ever realize that every time you finish a book, you’re just left with a void? Like, congratulations, you just spent hours in a fictional world, and now it’s back to your sad little life filled with emails and laundry. Sometimes I think I should just start a support group for people struggling with post-book depression. “Hi, my name is [insert name], and I’m struggling after my last read,” and ...
I’ve recently realized that adulting is just running a never-ending series of errands while praying no one asks you how you’re doing. Like, please don’t make me choose between telling you about my existential dread or explaining why my laundry has turned into a biohazard. Who thought “having it all together” meant mastering the art of looking busy while quietly spiraling? At this point, the only t...
Why is it that every time I try to cook something new, I end up creating a dish that looks like it should be in a horror movie? Like, how does my pasta end up looking like a science experiment gone wrong? And don’t even get me started on the smoke alarm. It’s basically a permanent reminder that I should just stick to takeout. Can we collectively agree that ‘easy recipes’ are just a marketing ploy to lure us into the kitchen? Anyone else just completely fail at this adulting thing?
Why is it that every time I try to cook something new, I end up creating a dish that looks like it should be in a horror movie? Like, how does my pasta end up looking like a science experiment gone wrong? And don’t even get me started on the smoke alarm. It’s basically a permanent reminder that I should just stick to takeout. Can we collectively agree that ‘easy recipes’ are just a marketing ploy to lure us into the kitchen? Anyone else just completely fail at this adulting thing?
Ever notice how social media makes us feel like everyone else has their life together? Meanwhile, I’m over here questioning if I should wash my hair or just throw on a beanie for the third day in a row. Like, is the "adulting" struggle supposed to be this real? I just want to sip coffee and scroll without feeling guilty that I’m not running a startup or saving the planet. Can we normalize just vib...