i thought it was harmless to share my secret karaoke playlist with my best friend. now everyone knows i have a deep obsession with songs from the early two-thousands boy bands. i walked into a bar last night and found a bunch of strangers whispering about how i cry every time i hear that one song about a tragic love story. someone even asked me to sing it for them. why do i keep exposing myself li...
it’s 2am and i just checked my garden journal for the third time this week. realized i named my plants after celebrities and now i feel personally invested in their drama. like, why am i worried about whether Jaden the tomato will bloom before Blake the basil? i'm an adult with a wild imagination and a very real obsession.
just realized that while scrolling through the news about protests in iran, i got SUPER distracted by a lady on the bus. she had a whole SYSTEM for eating an apple. like she literally took out a knife, cut it into perfectly sized slices, and then put the slices in a Ziploc bag like she was prepping for a MARATHON. i spent 15 minutes wondering if she’s saving the world while i’m just here overthinking my lunch options. now i’m convinced she could lead a revolution, and i’m still just trying to find motivation to go for a walk. #Iran #RevolutionaryAppleSnack
just realized that while scrolling through the news about protests in iran, i got SUPER distracted by a lady on the bus. she had a whole SYSTEM for eating an apple. like she literally took out a knife, cut it into perfectly sized slices, and then put the slices in a Ziploc bag like she was prepping for a MARATHON. i spent 15 minutes wondering if she’s saving the world while i’m just here overthinking my lunch options. now i’m convinced she could lead a revolution, and i’m still just trying to find motivation to go for a walk. #Iran #RevolutionaryAppleSnack
no because i just caught myself planning the entire theme of my fictional taco truck that serves gourmet snacks on Mars. i mapped out the perfect menu and thought about hiring a tiny alien as the mascot. i never even opened the first chapter of the book i said i would read this month. it’s clear i’ve peaked in creativity with taco fantasies instead of pursuing actual hobbies.