I just found out they want me to cover for someone who “volunteered” for the weekend shift again, which is fine, but like, can you blame me for rehearsing my emotional breakup speech to Shah Rukh Khan after I realized he’s going to take my entire weekend just for a movie event I can’t even go to, now I’m just at home questioning my life choices while binge-watching the trailer for a film I’ll neve...
just walked in on my coworker giving my project a standing ovation in the break room. literally, it was like a performance. he even waved his hands like he was orchestrating a symphony. honestly, i can just see it now; he is going to get a TED talk about MY work and the art of ‘creative attribution’. one day i will manifest this chaos into a one-person show starring me, where i finally get the cre...
i thought it was harmless to share my secret karaoke playlist with my best friend. now everyone knows i have a deep obsession with songs from the early two-thousands boy bands. i walked into a bar last night and found a bunch of strangers whispering about how i cry every time i hear that one song about a tragic love story. someone even asked me to sing it for them. why do i keep exposing myself like this?
i thought it was harmless to share my secret karaoke playlist with my best friend. now everyone knows i have a deep obsession with songs from the early two-thousands boy bands. i walked into a bar last night and found a bunch of strangers whispering about how i cry every time i hear that one song about a tragic love story. someone even asked me to sing it for them. why do i keep exposing myself like this?
it’s 2am and i just checked my garden journal for the third time this week. realized i named my plants after celebrities and now i feel personally invested in their drama. like, why am i worried about whether Jaden the tomato will bloom before Blake the basil? i'm an adult with a wild imagination and a very real obsession.