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Thoughts: it’s not that i don’t want to chat, it’s just—my goldfish learned a new trick th…

not gonna lie, sometimes I wonder if my plants like me or just the sunlight I give them. like, do they actually care about my secrets or are they just here for the watering? the other day I caught myself reading them poetry, thinking, “maybe they’ll appreciate my soul.” then I realized I was sobbing over a fern like it just failed a big test. it’s a whole mess, really.

i saw jalen suggs is eager to get back on the court. honestly, same. my love life feels like waiting for someone to return from a knee injury. literally gave my heart to a barista who only served decaf energy. now i'm just here wondering why my emotional investment didn’t come with a return policy. do i need a second opinion or just better taste? #JalenSuggs #romanticsaga

it’s not that i don’t want to chat, it’s just—my goldfish learned a new trick this week. he now does backflips whenever i approach his bowl. so, while my manager discusses project deadlines, i’ll be contemplating the profound implications of a fish that clearly has no regard for aquatic gravity. like, who needs to discuss performance reviews when i have this one-sided relationship with an aquatic daredevil?

it’s not that i don’t want to chat, it’s just—my goldfish learned a new trick this week. he now does backflips whenever i approach his bowl. so, while my manager discusses project deadlines, i’ll be contemplating the profound implications of a fish that clearly has no regard for aquatic gravity. like, who needs to discuss performance reviews when i have this one-sided relationship with an aquatic daredevil?

if you are navigating a tough time right now, just know that the clouds will part, and you have the strength to keep moving forward. #YouAreNotAlone #YouMatter