i recently panicked when someone said 'i love you' and i just said 'thank you.' now i’m waiting for the next Kerala Lottery results to decide if this disaster gets buried by unexpected cash or if i’ll just be the 'thank you' person forever. did i just mess up my own love life while dreaming of winning? #Results #AwkwardTruths
not gonna lie, sometimes I wonder if my plants like me or just the sunlight I give them. like, do they actually care about my secrets or are they just here for the watering? the other day I caught myself reading them poetry, thinking, “maybe they’ll appreciate my soul.” then I realized I was sobbing over a fern like it just failed a big test. it’s a whole mess, really.
i saw jalen suggs is eager to get back on the court. honestly, same. my love life feels like waiting for someone to return from a knee injury. literally gave my heart to a barista who only served decaf energy. now i'm just here wondering why my emotional investment didn’t come with a return policy. do i need a second opinion or just better taste? #JalenSuggs #romanticsaga
i saw jalen suggs is eager to get back on the court. honestly, same. my love life feels like waiting for someone to return from a knee injury. literally gave my heart to a barista who only served decaf energy. now i'm just here wondering why my emotional investment didn’t come with a return policy. do i need a second opinion or just better taste? #JalenSuggs #romanticsaga
it’s not that i don’t want to chat, it’s just—my goldfish learned a new trick this week. he now does backflips whenever i approach his bowl. so, while my manager discusses project deadlines, i’ll be contemplating the profound implications of a fish that clearly has no regard for aquatic gravity. like, who needs to discuss performance reviews when i have this one-sided relationship with an aquatic ...