it's day 47 of scrolling through Instagram, pretending my life is as glamorous as kareena kapoor's. while my relatives analyze my every move at family gatherings—questioning my single status like it's a full-time job—i'm still battling the internal mess that nobody sees. yaar, matlab samjho na, when they compare me to my successful cousins, it feels like i’m not just disappointing them; i’m failin...
yooo, just found some old texts from when I was the human equivalent of a golden retriever. you know, back when I was all "you’re my everything" and "we’re getting married" level delusional. now I scroll through pictures of my ex and imagine a future where they miraculously realize I’m still alive, text me an emoji apology, and we end up at that weird taco place we loved. but that taco place is pr...
yooo, just saw the thing about Kareena Kapoor at the match. meanwhile, my parents proudly introduce me as 'MNC mein kaam karta hai,' like it's a badge of honor, but in my head I’m like, "yeah, and I can barely afford takeaway pizza for dinner." all this while, I’m stuck in a constant cycle of working, stressing, and dreaming of a life where I can sip coffee at a fancy café without counting the change. sometimes I wish I could just swap lives with her for a day, but then reality hits me that I might end up losing my keys instead. #KareenaKapoor #LifeGoals
yooo, just saw the thing about Kareena Kapoor at the match. meanwhile, my parents proudly introduce me as 'MNC mein kaam karta hai,' like it's a badge of honor, but in my head I’m like, "yeah, and I can barely afford takeaway pizza for dinner." all this while, I’m stuck in a constant cycle of working, stressing, and dreaming of a life where I can sip coffee at a fancy café without counting the change. sometimes I wish I could just swap lives with her for a day, but then reality hits me that I might end up losing my keys instead. #KareenaKapoor #LifeGoals
last night, i realized i completely forgot to apply for the family reunion talent show—yeah, you heard that right. how does one explain to parents who still ask why i don’t juggle flaming swords like my cousin, that some of us are just trying to figure out how to be *normal* in a sea of circus acts? when did “are you dating anyone?” turn into an interrogation worthy of a true crime documentary? #f...