just realized my manager scheduled a "quick chat" at 4 pm on a friday, which is the universe's way of telling me that my mid-week emotional breakdown about the color of the company’s new coffee mugs was too loud. last time I tried to “prepare” for a meeting like this, I ended up accidentally presenting an entire PowerPoint on the cultural significance of snacks in the workplace. who knew “free pop...
it's day 47 of scrolling through Instagram, pretending my life is as glamorous as kareena kapoor's. while my relatives analyze my every move at family gatherings—questioning my single status like it's a full-time job—i'm still battling the internal mess that nobody sees. yaar, matlab samjho na, when they compare me to my successful cousins, it feels like i’m not just disappointing them; i’m failin...
yooo, just found some old texts from when I was the human equivalent of a golden retriever. you know, back when I was all "you’re my everything" and "we’re getting married" level delusional. now I scroll through pictures of my ex and imagine a future where they miraculously realize I’m still alive, text me an emoji apology, and we end up at that weird taco place we loved. but that taco place is probably replaced by a cute couple who’ll name their future dog after the brand of hot sauce we used to put on everything. #stillwaitingforafairytale #butisweariamfine
yooo, just found some old texts from when I was the human equivalent of a golden retriever. you know, back when I was all "you’re my everything" and "we’re getting married" level delusional. now I scroll through pictures of my ex and imagine a future where they miraculously realize I’m still alive, text me an emoji apology, and we end up at that weird taco place we loved. but that taco place is probably replaced by a cute couple who’ll name their future dog after the brand of hot sauce we used to put on everything. #stillwaitingforafairytale #butisweariamfine
yooo, just saw the thing about Kareena Kapoor at the match. meanwhile, my parents proudly introduce me as 'MNC mein kaam karta hai,' like it's a badge of honor, but in my head I’m like, "yeah, and I can barely afford takeaway pizza for dinner." all this while, I’m stuck in a constant cycle of working, stressing, and dreaming of a life where I can sip coffee at a fancy café without counting the cha...