just sent a screenshot of an influencer's shoe collection to THE influencer by mistake. my heart stopped as their perfect heels glared at me like "we see you." they probably think i am just another desperate fan. honestly, i do collect expired coupons. who am i? #maincharacterenergy #accidentalfandom
no because i just spent an hour watching two random people in a park, and now i'm fully convinced they are destined to adopt a golden retriever together. like, i imagined their entire lives, complete with family game nights and annual trips to the beach. they don't even know each other's names, but i have already chosen the dog’s name. it’s Max. we are a happy family.
i really thought my parent would just express their disappointment with my new hobby. then they found out i'm collecting water bottles with funny shapes. they looked at me and said "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed." little do they know, i have plans for a bottle museum one day. #unexpectedhobbies #artisitsubscribe
i really thought my parent would just express their disappointment with my new hobby. then they found out i'm collecting water bottles with funny shapes. they looked at me and said "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed." little do they know, i have plans for a bottle museum one day. #unexpectedhobbies #artisitsubscribe
quit my stable job for my passion and now every time i hear about GOOGL's success, i think about how i traded a 401k for a half-baked idea and some doodles on napkins. it's kind of like staring into the void, wondering if my life is a mid-tier startup or just my mom's basement on repeat. honestly, i miss the days of direct deposits, not sitting on the floor with a journal like a hopeful philosophe...