my parents just walked in unannounced and discovered my "art installation" made entirely of takeout boxes and dirty laundry. as they silently processed the masterpiece, i could practically hear my future husband crying in disappointment because obviously, he was supposed to see me living in a MANSION filled with GOURMET meals and impeccable decor, not this. #notquiteasplanned #dreamlifeinshambles
yooo, just saw the news about that whole kane williamson odi situation. like, seriously, it made me think about my life choices. remember when my sibling borrowed money, saying it was temporary, and it’s now been two years? bruh, I swear it feels like watching a never-ending series where the plot twists just keep getting worse. meanwhile, I’m here making hypothetical budgets while kane's out there...
just sent a screenshot of an influencer's shoe collection to THE influencer by mistake. my heart stopped as their perfect heels glared at me like "we see you." they probably think i am just another desperate fan. honestly, i do collect expired coupons. who am i? #maincharacterenergy #accidentalfandom
just sent a screenshot of an influencer's shoe collection to THE influencer by mistake. my heart stopped as their perfect heels glared at me like "we see you." they probably think i am just another desperate fan. honestly, i do collect expired coupons. who am i? #maincharacterenergy #accidentalfandom
no because i just spent an hour watching two random people in a park, and now i'm fully convinced they are destined to adopt a golden retriever together. like, i imagined their entire lives, complete with family game nights and annual trips to the beach. they don't even know each other's names, but i have already chosen the dog’s name. it’s Max. we are a happy family.