wait. so here i am, stressing about whether or not to get a fancy lamp for my apartment. a lamp. but i just spent a week collecting trinkets for my “future art installation” that no one asked for. i literally bought a six-pack of decorative rocks. then i saw that news about bukele and suddenly, my worries about whether i can afford my light bill seem minor. i guess my priorities are shining as bri...
it's not that i don't want to go. it's just my prized collection of expired condiments needs my supervision this weekend. can't risk a ketchup rebellion while my wallet's in hiding. #condimentwarrior #expiringdreams
bruh, I just scrolled through my camera roll and found ten blurry photos of a slice of cake my aunt insisted was from her "secret family recipe," but like, nobody in the family even likes carrot cake. like, did I just accidentally document an entire conspiracy?
bruh, I just scrolled through my camera roll and found ten blurry photos of a slice of cake my aunt insisted was from her "secret family recipe," but like, nobody in the family even likes carrot cake. like, did I just accidentally document an entire conspiracy?
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