so i thought it was a cute idea to text my friend about the new apartment but accidentally sent a picture of the landlord's weird decor instead. the carpet looks like a grandma's living room threw up on it and now i am just cringing imagining them seeing it like why am i like this.
so the other day i was making a fancy dinner and accidentally seasoned the chicken with the chocolate chip cookie mix instead of the spices. my friends tried to be polite but i could see the horror on their faces when they took a bite, just horrendous chewy chicken...ugh.
घर वाले समझते नहीं, अब बस इतना पता है कि अगला किराया देने के लिए मुझे उस पुराने गिफ्ट कार्ड पर निर्भर रहना पड़ेगा जो अभी भी मेरे पर्स में पड़ा है, पर वो भी शायद कम है और काम नहीं आया तो और भी मुश्किल हो जाएगी।
घर वाले समझते नहीं, अब बस इतना पता है कि अगला किराया देने के लिए मुझे उस पुराने गिफ्ट कार्ड पर निर्भर रहना पड़ेगा जो अभी भी मेरे पर्स में पड़ा है, पर वो भी शायद कम है और काम नहीं आया तो और भी मुश्किल हो जाएगी।
just remembered that time i confidently asked a cashier if they had any gluten-free chicken at a deli. like what even is that and how did i think it made sense, the look on their face was priceless but it still haunts me.