so the other day i was making a fancy dinner and accidentally seasoned the chicken with the chocolate chip cookie mix instead of the spices. my friends tried to be polite but i could see the horror on their faces when they took a bite, just horrendous chewy chicken...ugh.
घर वाले समझते नहीं, अब बस इतना पता है कि अगला किराया देने के लिए मुझे उस पुराने गिफ्ट कार्ड पर निर्भर रहना पड़ेगा जो अभी भी मेरे पर्स में पड़ा है, पर वो भी शायद कम है और काम नहीं आया तो और भी मुश्किल हो जाएगी।
just remembered that time i confidently asked a cashier if they had any gluten-free chicken at a deli. like what even is that and how did i think it made sense, the look on their face was priceless but it still haunts me.
just remembered that time i confidently asked a cashier if they had any gluten-free chicken at a deli. like what even is that and how did i think it made sense, the look on their face was priceless but it still haunts me.
i just spent an afternoon organizing my spice rack and all i could think about was how my buddy from high school is now running a restaurant and i cant even keep my apartment clean, like i have saffron sitting there but it feels like a joke with my 800 dollar a month rent and an empty fridge, sometimes it just hits me that the flag they gave me feels more like a reminder of what i lost than a badg...